Thank you ever so much for taking the time to visit the story of my life. Somebody once said, "Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles, staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements." That is exactly why I intend to share my life with you because I used to sit in-front of a hundred forms filling them out for no apparent reason, but now I've got a hell of a life.
